speedo

Not actually what non-swimmers think of as a swimming suit male swimmers wear that is shaped like girls briefs but the world's most popular swimwear company. Speedo do not just make what people call 'speedos' but several products! The word usually causes great amusement to non-swimmers as that is what springs to mind when the word is mentioned.

Non swimmer: what is the most popular company in swimming, like nike or something?
Swimmer: speedo or TYR
Non swimmer: HAHAHA! you wear speedos?!
Swimmer: -_-

by iyaaaaa. August 25, 2010

Speedofile

A pedophile who is fast at running

That Speedofile is getting away!

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

speedo

Speedo: Speedo means cool.

Nick : Eh man that was a speedo trick you just pulled off on your snowboard.

Tom: Thanks dude I've been working on that 720 for a while.

by ComebacKid January 4, 2012

speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

SpeedySnail

A weirdeo
Who skips class to eat snacks and gets bad grades

He is such a speedysnail

by Geniusly stupid but still cool April 8, 2022

tent the speedo

Get a boner

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.

by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014