by Jeff in Tennessee September 14, 2008
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...
"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
by dynamitephil November 24, 2013
A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021
by Scott (dipshit) April 23, 2021
a unknown relationship between the sfw and nsfw artist Speedoru or SpeedoSausage and a 16 year old girl on discord called Cinna
person 1: hey dude did you know speedoru is in a relationship with a girl on discord?
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no
by atyzin April 24, 2021
A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.
That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.
by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020