spilled the noodles

when something more than satisfying a certain crave, need, desire, or any such thing in a way beyond average words can express.

I was so famished after running around all day, that double bacon cheeseburger completely spilled the noodles.

I don't often have a chance to call mom during the day, but when i spoke with her the other day, she said my called spilled the noodles.

Dude, when something is totally amazing, it spilled the noodles.

by hipster mae September 18, 2013

Spilled Lemonade

To pee oneself or on something, derived from Lemonade which has a yellow color similar to that of urine, to spill lemonade means that you have peed on something or yourself

Jim: Can you get some towels? the dog spilled lemonade on the rug
May: Spilled lemonade?
Jim: He peed on the rug dear

by DonkeyKongz January 8, 2019

Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

by withinthelight May 9, 2012

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Spalletti

1. One inferior to "Spall"
2. An alternative word to use when angry

1. You Spall. I SPALLETTI.
2. Oh god. I just spalletti put the cat in the spalletti washing machine again didn't I!

by Spall March 20, 2008

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021