Shagonize

The act of wanting to have sex with someone so bad you are in agony over it.

Shagonize

I have been shagonizing over that new girl at work for weeks now.

I have been shagonizing over my husband all afternoon, I can't wait until he gets home from work.

by Scam45 April 6, 2009

spaloni

Synonym for Perfection
The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.

Spaloni is the best

by Spazloni December 23, 2008

spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.

Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.

by gregjockca December 15, 2010

swagon

A station wagon with a lot of swag

"Dude we just ghost rid the swagon"

by IkeCz September 16, 2012

Spadoni

this word describes a sweet guy. a guy who is always there for for his friends and people who are closest to him. a handsome guy with beautiful eyes, eyes that you could get lost in. when he smiles you feel as though you are melting. when he hugs you, you feel invincible. he gives support where support is needed. a true friend. often having nerdy tendencies. knowing when a laugh is needed making all around him laugh at his jokes. his dedication to his country stands out to all those who have the liberty to know him.

that zach guy is such a spadoni

by duchesnegraduate December 6, 2011

spagnut

A foolish and occasionally irritating person.

David is being a spagnut again.

by Horatio Belvedere August 20, 2005

spamoni

Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.

" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"

"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"

by silence do good already May 26, 2009