Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

spifferiffic

refering to spiffy
as in awesome, or cool.

see: spiffy

<jamie> hey! hows it goin?
<kate> not so great. so i hear you just one a new car!!
<jamie> i did?
<kate> yea! you did!
<jamie> wahoo! i did!
<jamie> thats spifferiffic!

by beka rogers August 14, 2003

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018