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Southern Oaks Middle School

A school where the teachers are retarded and all the 6th graders do is Juul. Because "Juuling is cool dude".
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama
Southern Oaks Middle School: A very dangerous school!
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)
by Chicken dingo August 2, 2019
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Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
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Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.
random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am
by southern belle. August 15, 2009
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Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
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southern gay

Gay but in the southern sense. A country twang is required and a Southern Gay is a gentlemen for his fellow gentlemen.
Clay Aiken and Lance Bass are the most prominent Southern Gays. Also prevalent at many universities in the South.
by Patricia Brown October 23, 2007
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Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.
Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.
by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018
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southern can

Rear-end
I'll kick you in your southern can
by download13 July 18, 2010
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