Sour ass is an uncomfortable condition caused by ass cheese, which is typically the result of inadequate ass wiping. As ass cheese is left unattended for some period of time, it mixes with sweat and heat, and begins to cause irritation and itching, between the buttocks and around the anus. This irritation is referred to as 'sour ass' and is exacerbated by warm climate conditions. It is a highly uncomfortable condition which is resolved temporarily by wiping the ass with wet tissue or baby wipes. However, in order to fully resolve the condition, a shower must be taken, along with a change of under-bottoms.
Chip thought he had wiped his ass enough, and returned back to work doing carpentry. As the hot 98 degree day progressed, he realized that he did not wipe adequately, and ass cheese began to accumulate around his anus and between his buttocks, causing a severe case of Sour Ass. He tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his ass, essentially wiping with his underwear. However, the foul smell was detectable even in the outdoors, and he had to return home to take a full shower and change his underwear, which now contained long brown skid-marks.
by Tom Haranger November 1, 2007
the feeling of being angry, sad, disgusted, disappointed, tired, and irritated all combined; originated in Spiro, Oklahoma
M: "What do you wanna do tonight?"
TY: "Who gives a shit, I'm SOURED OUT!"
D: "Hey man lets head to the lake"
Ty: "I'm out! I'm just gonna sit here in my SpongBob pajamas today, I'm SOURED OUT!"
J: "Do you wanna go the the fire pit tonight?
TY: "Maaaaan fuck your firepit, I'm SOURED OUT!"
TY: "Who gives a shit, I'm SOURED OUT!"
D: "Hey man lets head to the lake"
Ty: "I'm out! I'm just gonna sit here in my SpongBob pajamas today, I'm SOURED OUT!"
J: "Do you wanna go the the fire pit tonight?
TY: "Maaaaan fuck your firepit, I'm SOURED OUT!"
by soured out May 1, 2013
Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 5, 2019
by srucka June 11, 2008
A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.
Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019
Kickass heavy metal band with the lead singer from Slipknot.
Can also be referred to as a Molotov cocktail made up of 1 part whiskey, a splash of orange juice and sour mix.
Can also be referred to as a Molotov cocktail made up of 1 part whiskey, a splash of orange juice and sour mix.
by Sharky October 27, 2004
by youdontknowme11 June 26, 2008