rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

Sour Pucker Ass

When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.

I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.

Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.

by knob299 October 16, 2006