a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
by Kris T October 5, 2005
Get the Sloritch mug.The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
by Dmanusos March 1, 2018
Get the skritches mug.1. When an occupant of a prison does something reckless or anything severe that is against prison regulations, he is put in solitary confinment. Solitary confinment puts prisoners in a small, dark cell with no windows or light for a period of time, without ANY contact to the outside world or any other part of the prison or prisoners.
by Chicken Butt October 6, 2003
Get the solitary confinement mug.The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.
IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.
TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…
IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.
Next day:
Colleague: Good evening last night?
IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends
IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…
IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.
Next day:
Colleague: Good evening last night?
IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends
IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009
Get the Solitary bedcrumbing mug.Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.
Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage
by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009
Get the Solitaire Camouflage mug.When you take a really painful shit and it comes out green with brown spots making it look like a mix of shrek and hitler. Ex: man I took a mean shit yesterday and when I looked down I saw shritler
When you take a really painful shit and it comes out green with brown spots making it look like a mix of shrek and hitler. Ex: man I took a mean shit yesterday and when I looked down I saw shritler
by Sucky sucky I like ten Bucky April 5, 2019
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