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samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...
I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.
by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007
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The SMIC Private School

The ultimate underdog school with Asians taking up 99.99% of the student body. The remaining 0.01% are the Pelachiars and Markoffs.

The IT department needs funds but being the underdog school means students can still survive with slow internet and the aging Lenovo computers. The printers always run out of ink so students can be seen using that excuse when asked to turn in homework.

The Athletic department is top notch. H. Canfield is the boss. He's organized, efficient, and very friendly. He makes the effort of showing up at every single home or away game, may it be soccer, volleyball, basketball or badminton. He is definitely the best A.D. in Shanghai. B. Bates, the man. This guy gets stuff done. Don't be fooled by his looks. He is the BEST coach, teacher, father-figure, friend you can find. He never lets his kids down and will stand up for them no matter what. Coolest teacher at the school.

Students usually complain about the tough material but all of them end up loving S. Han and thank her for those hell years. R. Cabanos is nice but don't mess with the man. He will rip your head off if you take advantage of his kindness. His brownies are to die for.

The school is slowly falling apart because of the administration screw but the great teachers who are still there are the ones keeping it together.
I went to the SMIC Private School because it was cheaper than SAS/BISS/YCIS/SCIS/SHS/Concordia/Dulwich/German School. I got a real education, I dated my best friend's ex-boyfriends, and now I'm fucked cause I don't know what it's like in the real world.
by Dr. Han June 11, 2011
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socicide

The deletion of one's profile on a social networking website
I tried to look up Jared's phone number, but he'd committed socicide so I couldn't find him.
by atds October 19, 2010
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smickity smack

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'
Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'
by obiwantoby August 31, 2015
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soichi

A cinnamon roll of a man. Wears a cape during Halloween lecture. Loves his dogs even after they die. Showed us his mom's colon.
Wow, is that his mom's colon? Oh soichi!
by slender salamander October 29, 2021
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flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"
I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.
by el samich dirty June 8, 2011
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samich

make me a samich woman!
by kikiriki May 10, 2008
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