Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.

Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.

by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016

Canadian Snowplow

The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.

Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?

Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.

by The Saxy Hammer December 20, 2013

snowblower

A term for someone who does cocaine. see cokehead orsnowman.

That guy keeps sniffing, he must be a snowblower.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Snowblow

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.

The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

Alaskan Snowblower

When a girl is laying flat on her back, and a man straddles her and walks from her head to her feet blowing his load all over her.

Last night me and my g.f were having sex when she laid on her back while I walked down her body blowing my load. which is known as the Alaskan Snowblower

by Sean Jernigan January 6, 2009

Wisconsin Snowplow

The act of giving oneself an Alaskan Whaler(whiping semen on one's upper lip dirty sanchez style), then proceeding to thrust one's face towards the recipient's vaginal region(muff diving)and plowing through the vaginal lips.

Before Roberta and I got to bumping uglies, I gave her a major Wisconsin Snowplow to show her I meant business.

by Brett27 October 16, 2005

upside down snowblower

When you cum in a girls mouth and walk around with her upside down holding her legs as she spits out your semen.

I just made that girl an "upside down snowblower".

by Upside snowblower June 8, 2016