Snottermelon

A dude who uses talk of snot, projectile vomit and poop discussion to woo a girl in a sweet way.

"Oh Snottermelon, thanks for the picture of that dude puking out his nose".

by dorkasaurstrikesagain June 22, 2009

Wasabi Snooters

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.

Hey, My Man! Wasabi, Lots!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007

snottered

When you have had too much alcohol to drink.

That man over there looks a bit snottered!

by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

sporterization

A sporterization is a very fancy term used for modified military surplus rifle. Commonly done on military surplus rifles when they are cheap, the sporterization is used on many rifles regardless of maker or country of origin. Commonly done in the 1900's onto the modern era, it shares many parallels with the "bubba'd" guns of the modern era. However sporterizations are in much higher quality than the more homemade "bubba'd" guns of the modern day.

Common sporterization techniques are cutting the stock down into a more hunting rifle shape, fitting of scopes and scope rails, and hand checkering of the wood to allow a better grip. While this has faded out in activity in recent years, sporterized guns still show up in gun shows and shops around the world, with a reduced price due to it being modified.

"Well in my grandpa's collection, we did find this sporterization of a Springfield, doubt it's really worth anything"

by Poppy Brother Junior January 2, 2017

Snorker

Slang for sausage in the British Navy

I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast

by zoootsuit January 16, 2010