snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's

hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock

by hornt656 May 13, 2005

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue

Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

by SuperStarlord24 June 13, 2023

Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020