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Snumping

A sneeze fart. When one sneezes and accidentally lets out a trump.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.
Reggie: 'Hello my name is...AAACHOO...PPPFFFFFFFT.'

lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'
by Gbox123 November 16, 2010
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Stomping in my timbs

Wrd to I’m stomping in my timbs
by Makiki January 8, 2023
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calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.
Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.
by all worked up February 21, 2012
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scrot stomping

The act of crushing a mans scrotum under your foot. Usual results in fragments of testicles being caked on the walls
"Went scrot stomping on my bro last night". He won't be having kids lol.
by Dickfiddler April 9, 2017
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Drain Stomping

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it into the drain to make it go away.
Man1: I really needed to take a shit in the shower yesterday
Man2: Dude, you should have tried drain stomping!
by ChickenInfamous July 23, 2019
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Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
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Snooping

is the action of both sneezing and pooping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to shit which causes them to sneeze.
Ethyl: Hey Terry its nice to have you back in school I missed you!!! What were you even sick with???
Terry: I have no idea Ethyl. It started out with just sneezing, then it turned to pooping, then it turned to snooping.
Ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful... hopefully you're better now!!
Terry: I...I...I ahchoooo!!!!!...plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud....oo fuck i snooped again
Ethyl: I..I think i gotta go terry...babye!
by Zx612 July 1, 2011
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