coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

sniffle-whiffle

term used as slang for sniffing cocaine, pain pills,xanax etc.

yo, you got that sniffle-whiffle crushed up yet. let me hit that whiffle.

by C.B.J. aka snifflewhiffle May 12, 2007

sniffles

When you cum in a girl's nose.

"I blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the Golden Tee machine."

by h0b0camp July 28, 2008

Sniffles

Used to express desirability of an object. Not quite the shiznit, but better than dope. See also sick, ill.

That new bike is the sniffles!

by CanukJim July 21, 2005

Sniffletits

a term of endearment. someone who likes being motorboated by innocent biblethumping closeted homosexuals

Hey there sniffletits!
Don't worry sniffletits...

by Janey Cash April 4, 2010

Snifflesnort

The action of sniffling while snorting at the same time. Usually not actually snorting anything, but makes it sound like you are. Usually only used by internet users.

He said he was sniffing drugs, but he was just snifflesnorting.

by Hallowed November 24, 2016

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014