snark hunt

Searching for something that doesn't exist.
We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.
by Lee Charles Kelley May 05, 2016
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snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.
1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?
by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010
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Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.
by onehandcrabbing November 24, 2013
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Snark-hurler

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.
"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "
by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016
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Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.
I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.

by guidedbyvoip October 22, 2008
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snark

to covet or hoard the ladies at a sausage fest party
Dude mark is totally snarking all the hotties here!
by mklizzle March 20, 2006
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de-snark

The act of reviewing and editing a message to a work colleague to remove all traces of the blistering contempt you feel for them.
"Hold on, give me ten minutes. I just need to de-snark this email."
by thebusinessasshole May 01, 2013
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