Snarkaeology

When someone digs up an old forum post, Facebook post, or other social media conversation thread to add their own rude comments or rehash an old argument.

"Damn, you resurrected a 3-week old thread to talk shit? That's some good snarkaeology.

by LoscoDave April 11, 2013

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.

"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013

snarkabe

A wannabe snark. Someone who prides themselves on delivering quality sarcasm but fails miserably due to their own stupidity. Just about everyone on Fox News.

Bill O'Reilly thinks he burns liberals with his "wit" but he's such a snarkabe he just ends up as comedy fodder for Jon Stewart.

by Mommy Rotten June 13, 2014

Snarkastic

The act of being sarcastic while simultaneously being an asshole. (In other words, being Sardonic.)

"Dude! I made up a word, don't dis it!"
" well, I suppose that would be the pinnacle of your linguistic ability---- Oh look, I'm being Snarkastic..."

by The Satyr October 11, 2014

snarkitude

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

by Nommadd December 13, 2014

Snarkileptic

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."

by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Snark-hurler

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.

"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "

by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016