I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.
by Justbsayin February 25, 2023
Get the smelly snare drummug. by YeahDogg November 19, 2023
Get the snaremug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>My Voice Sounds Like A Stable Snare Drum Sound Effect<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
Get the nerd snaremug. A frequency modulation technique, oscillating between 48 to 143 bpm, of a combination transer and panning effect operating on the reverb applied to the trailing tail of a snare punch, that gives the listener the illusion of signal polarity shift.
by dalai mc August 30, 2022
Get the future snaremug. Having been tricked into following a person's snap or other social media because their account was shared to you from a third party.
Austin sent me this fitness celebrities snap and now I look at their story every day. He totally snared me.
by Addlas October 19, 2017
Get the Snaredmug. by Nastywigga January 18, 2015
Get the garbage snaremug.