smilerrhea

What you get when you politely smile when something is not funny for an extended period of time.

I was at a taping of tosh.o and got smilerrhea

by actionless jackson June 22, 2012

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

super smize

according to 5zul, super smize define as squinting the eyes using all occular motor but not too strong, with no facial expression below the nose; eg smiling or cynical smile. head and chin up, with no shoulder stress. it is to show people you being edgy without looks like one.

tyra banks super smize

by 5zul November 1, 2010

Slizer

someone who acts as if they've got a large round object rammed up thier arse

dude, this dude is a slizer
this slizer is no dude, dude

by zeriod November 30, 2003

peasant smiter

The highest and most honoured social class. The noble overlords who protect the rich classes with through all means necessary, generally by smiting the peasant scum. See republican.

The peasant smiters be keepin' us down!

by Sahamsu June 11, 2007

Sizers

he is everywhere

pls don't kill my family Sizers

by Sizers September 18, 2022

Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020