Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

snidge

To sniff something/someone in a sexual manner. Originally pertaining to bicycle saddles. Possibly of Australian origin.

Stop snidging the knickers on that clothes line! You are an awful snidger.

by eoinie June 20, 2007

Spidge

Same as chuddy, chud or plain old chewing gum.

Give us some spidge.

by King Rollo September 7, 2005

Spidge

"Treasure" brought up from shipwrecks on the seabed by scuba divers.

For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.

For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-

1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc

Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-

Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.

All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.

"Dived the Lanfrac last weekend"
"Hur hur, find any gold"
"Er, yes actually! a solid bar of it, unfortunately it was a Leigh Bishop trip so in fact it had been placed there and was lead cast and sprayed gold to look like one"
"Hur hur - Fools Spidge!"

by Brucester July 29, 2007

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

Smidgelet

A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.

I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.

by The Grand Nasal October 16, 2007

smodge

smoking but also depressed. It's very similar to sadge, which is sad and also depressed. Don't ask where the 'dge' ending came from, because I don't know either. It's another part of the twitch language.

When your favorite twitch streamer says smodge, and everyone is like, "don't u mean sadge?" xD xD xD

by PkmnUnit3isG January 4, 2022