Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021

The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.

Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.

by Iffyclover September 16, 2019

Sasquatch Porn

Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.

Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.

by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010

sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.

1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.

by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012

Flying Sasquatch

An evolved form of sasquatch that has gained the abiltiy to levitate at will.

Its a bird,its a plane, no its a Flying Sasquatch.

by Chrisopher Gonzalez November 9, 2007

Sasquatch tits

Fat kid in sport playing dodgeball with his tits bouncing when throwing the ball

Damn, Robert's brother has huge sasquatch tits

by The Inc May 11, 2006

Sasquatch

A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.

"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"

by Yetiman October 23, 2007