SLUMP 

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

SLUMP by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slump 

An unresponsive, catatonic state induced by the use of opiates, alcohol, or marijiana.

Bro was slump off the perc

Off the loud made that boy slump

Slump by theslumpgod2 June 23, 2023

Slump God 

Slump God is someone who takes waaayy too many downers (benzos, heroin, etc.) Hence why they are "slumped out."

Ski Mask the Slump God used to take too many xanax. That's where the "slump god" came from.

Slump God by The new slump god December 12, 2018

Slump Season 

Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.

Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .

Slump Season by JimmerTheGod September 26, 2022

Slump slump 

A hoe that's down to suck dick

Damn nigga I cain't wait to be off work I got a slump slump comin by my spot

Slump slump by Psykrates July 23, 2018

Slump City 

West Palm Beach, FL, specifically the downtown area.

"Im from the city, where all the killings go down/Slump City, downtown, home of a hundred rounds"

Slump City by Gordeezy333 December 21, 2006

slump stumper 

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.

Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!

slump stumper by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018