1 definition by JimmerTheGod
Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.
Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .
by JimmerTheGod September 27, 2022