Slosh

to get fuckin crunked; wasted; to consume an above average amount of alcohol

"mix up that slosh juice"
"that guy was so sloshed that he got leveled"

by Ja Broni September 29, 2005

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

Snowshoe walking

The whitest activity ever.

Snowshoe walking in Montana is the whitest thing ever!

by Bobdonis December 25, 2016

slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008

Ball Slosh

A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Mexican Snowshoe

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.

“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”

by Willies Bear September 5, 2019