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Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.
by Paylardo November 3, 2010
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slowness

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!
by Nameless July 21, 2003
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slowness

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body
She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)
by OT herb June 26, 2009
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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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Slowse

A slow person that resembles a turtle.
Mose is taking forever to judge that fashion show, what a slowse!
by MyDicktionaries July 5, 2023
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slowed and reverbed

an act of ruining a perfectly good song and putting a sad bart simpson edit over the thumbnail so 14-17 yo white girls can listen to it to feel special and different for ruining good music, much like their younger counterpart nightcore
emma: hey want to listen to this slowed and reverbed song that makes you feel like a villain?
logan: shut the fuck up retard *starts blasting out of touch thursday*
by Ahsura September 14, 2021
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slowed down

music that the tempo is slowed down orginated in miami but has recently been credit to houston, texas and called screwed.
loc cool jock, big ace, uncle al, giglo tony are some of orignal slowed down not dem cats from houston. they been screwing music way before dj screw.
by bert2 June 28, 2005
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