The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
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Get the booze snooze mug.a person who doesnt really DO anything. Generally they look busy but are not really achieving anything, they may as well be asleep.
That guy is a snoozer.
by rizzle69 June 20, 2005
Get the snoozer mug.A weekday ritual for most college students and 20-somethings involving hitting the snooze button multiple times. The alarm clock eventually wins.
My alarm clock doesn't work anymore after throwing it against the wall during our usual snooze fight.
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1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
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Get the skoozeme-skoozeme mug.(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012
Get the snoozenastics mug.1. Involuntarily turning off your alarm clock without your conscious awareness either within 15 minutes before the anticipated ring time, or during its first ring.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
*A student walks into class late and sits next to his buddy.*
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
by Kesoboy July 3, 2009
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