Shirtless

The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.

It is common to go shirtless at the beach.

by L_TS September 24, 2009

Shit Shirt

Ugly terrible shirts that you wear around the house, possibly after taking a shower, or when you are about to go to bed. Although very hideous, they can be quite comfortable

I can not go outside like this with my shit shirt!

My shit shirt is an ugly gray, large t-shirt with pictures of nascar on it.

by Emosoccerplayer March 14, 2010

Shirts Combo

A term derivitive of the fighting game genre. This term refers to the team aerial combo used in the marvel vs capcom 3 franchise. This particular combo absorbs meter of the opponent. Usually reserved for newbs. Based on the original douche team of Dante, X-23 and Deadpool (Respectively). Originally utilized by Shirts, thus aptly named Shirts Combo.

Person 1:"Jesus Christ, please stop with the Shirts Combo! Do you need this handicap?!"

Person 2:"Holy Shit, I'm so awesome at this game! I'm totally gonna sleep with your girlfriend!!"

Person 1:"...What?"

by SALTINEL December 23, 2011

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019

Mini skirt

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.

Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.

by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009

hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

by dstrube December 18, 2010

The Purple Shirt of Sex

The seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.

It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.

"Please, just one button pop off, at least one...or two..." - A cumberbitch on the purple shirt of sex

by Irene A. (ConfettiJessie) April 19, 2011