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skinner's constant 

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.
The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

Skinner Bek 

Someone that gossips alot with another person
Z is the biggest skinner bek i know
Skinner Bek by Russian dictionary December 12, 2023

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.
Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.
pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner 

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood
Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.
T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013

Emily Skinner 

Emily Skinner is an amazing actress who acts on the Disney show Andi Mack. She also has some pretty amazing Dance moves. Everybody knows her as a mean girl off of Andi Mack but sh really she is one of the kindest people I know! Love you Em!💓
Omg! Have you seen Emily Skinner she is so amazing and such a great role model!❤️
Emily Skinner by Kkbanana November 30, 2017