safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006

meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.

Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?

by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011

Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

by Unholy Cow October 19, 2010

sissor sister

women who has sexual intercourse with other women in the shape of two sissors cutting at each other.

"Helga and I totally are sissor sisters together"

by c!rclec!rcled0td0t February 5, 2010

Rusty Scissors

When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.

"Who would like some rusty scissors?"

by ShazzertotheJkill November 5, 2009

running with scissors

Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.

I like running with scissors in my hand..haha.

by honestguy87110 April 30, 2010