simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008

Simpleton

A FOOL

Only A Simpleton writes supposed lyrics like that.

by SEER167 June 9, 2018

Simpleton

Ailbhe Gallagher

“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”

by Lovefromtbm January 1, 2019

Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.

Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

simperoni

an ingredient in a pizza that makes someone simp on a person

I eat pizzas with simperoni.

by Tyrant_Teh_Ransomware September 19, 2020