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College Sailing

The only sport on campus where you can compete and travel with members of the opposite sex. Must be adept at hiking out (hooking your feet under straps while hanging your butt over the edge of the boat) in all weather conditions and leaning in (to the bar) after the regattas. Typically a good sport for engineers who like the physics of how boats work and business majors who enjoy the sport's social side. College sailors will learn fun new vocabulary words like croakie, burgee, halyard and roll tack. Many students join college sailing teams for the cool swag.
I joined college sailing so I can travel to regattas, meet preppy guys and party at the yacht club.
by Sailing Ace September 6, 2013
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Hungarian slingshot

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.
I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!
by quoaz November 26, 2014
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Siblings

1. The reason your mom knows where you hide your porn, drugs, and alcohol
2. Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life
3. Punching bags
4. Someone to blame the broken window on.
It's all because of my Siblings
by Robot Hippy August 21, 2008
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Sibling Code

The unspoken rule that what is said between siblings about parents or other siblings, stays between siblings. It's like the man code or the bro code, but with siblings. It's like Vegas. People who violate this unspoken rule are considered untrustworthy. Breaking the code is akin to betrayal. The phrase is never said out loud unless it is being explained to someone who for some reason did not become aware of it through osmosis or other siblings' example.
Sibling1: "Dude, you can't tell Mom I said this, but she's a little oversensitive."

Sibling2: "Mom said it wasn't nice that you called her oversensitive. Then she cried."

Sibling1: "Are you freaking kidding me??!!! Look, I thought you would have gotten the hint by now, but there's this thing called the Sibling Code..."
by YourSister August 31, 2013
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lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
by GilaChukker September 8, 2009
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Sailing

sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.
Dude, you wanna go sailing today? It's blowing 35 knots

Did you expect me to say anything other than YES?
by MajorSailor December 21, 2009
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hash-slinging boner

a whore working at the krusty PUSSY, chopped off his cock and replaced it with a rusty DILDO
the hash-slinging boner used to be a WHORE just like you
by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 8, 2014
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