Sichard Rimmons

He is the polar opposite of Richard Simmons. By the law of opposites, he is the manliest person on the planet.

Chick Norris and Duke Nukem often seeks council from Sichard Rimmons, but are usually met with Sichard's atomic feces being hurled at them at the speed of light.

Max: Hey, you know they say Chuck Norris' beard can stop a bullet!

Noah: Yeah, but I hear Sichard Rimmons caused the Big Bang when he had a wet dream about having sex with a pail of rusted nails

Max: That is one manly motherfucker

by NOt my reAl name H May 21, 2011

sinchy

Something that may be hard to do for someone, may be easy (sinchy) for another.

Captain Laff: I don't know guys, that fire is very hot and the building looks like a total loss.

Firefighter Hayward: Yeah Cap, I agree with you, no way we should attack that!

Engineer Wilson: (Running into the burning building) Sinchy.

by ScottF August 13, 2007

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008

sich

Southern talk for "such" or "whatever."

Bobby: Man, they waz runnin' and sich'!
Bill: Uhhh... What!?

by MelloWazHar July 23, 2009

salchurt

A word that has the ability to replace any word in the English language.

I salchurt everyday

I salchurted all over your face on accident.

There are a ton of salchurts in this house.

by salchurt August 6, 2008

salchicha be like byeee

Salchicha be like byeeee!

“No, don’t kys!” other person says “salchicha be like byeeee!”

by salchichalover10 June 18, 2021

sichael

the best couple you will ever find usually combined names of michael and sydney. Those couples will get married and fuck a lot they will shit while they are having sex

wow i wish i had a sichael relationship

by celideli01 January 3, 2017