Simbarashe

A guy unlike the rest. He often comes off strong and fearless which sometimes pushes people away but if you really get to know Simbarashe, you will soon learn that he has the softest, most genuine heart you will ever find. Someone you can truly get to know for who he is and who you can consistently confide in. He listens with an open heart and will always give you his honest opinion. He has big dreams and with these dreams comes the determination of a lion, a trait everyone admires. He puts 100% of his heart and soul into everything he does and holds faith close to his heart which provides him strength and guidance. He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart and A guy with a huge massive cock that that leave a girl in a wheal chair the next day, he never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Simbarashe, don't let them go.

person 1 : "Hey who's that guy?"
person 2 : "That's Simbarashe, the treasure of this school."

Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.

Girl 2: yeah I was with Simbarashe last night it was great.

Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?

Girl 2: me and simbarashe had some fun.

by Ohjack500 November 21, 2021

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

reverse simba

The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.

1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"

by KrysCrizzly September 4, 2013

Operation Simba Slam

The process of inviting a girl over to make a blanket fort and watch Disney movies with the ulterior motive of coitus.

Operation Simba Slam is a go.

by Icàrus November 18, 2013

Salty Simba

a male ejaculating over someone's forehead from one side to another saying "Simba"

can I do a salty Simba

by pineapple juice 03 October 22, 2022

sabbath

Saturday, the holy day to worship God, seventh day of the week.

On the seventh day, having finished his task God rested from all his work. And God blessed the seventh day and declared it holy, because it was the day when he rested from his work of creation. Genesis 2:2-3

by jko January 12, 2005

Snack Sabbath

Using a ridiculous and nonsensical description to communicate your sentiments about something, in most cases food. Pertains to snack blog: snacksabbath.blogspot.com

Hey, you can't describe a cheese souffle as tasting like a cloud made entirely out of unicorns and sex dreams about first-time prostitutes. That's incredibly snack sabbath.

by Sean Matthew Parker February 12, 2009