Illegal Ships

Ships that are scary and disgusting. For example

Cuphead x Mugman

Tord x The kid

Eduardo x Edd

Little Jon x Tom

UWU girl:Omgoooood I Found Some illegal ships

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

four ships

what the marching band chants when the crowd says bullshit; since the band can't say bullshit in uniform.
Also used in song.

My eyes grow dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs. FOUR SHIPS!

by MIKE December 3, 2002

Shipshock

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*

Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.

by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

Small Dicks Sink Ships

A propaganda phrase coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood, a guerilla outfit that promotes women's empowerment while supporting favorable relations between the sexes. Derived from the concept of overthrowing misogynistic men who abuse their positions of power within organizational structures by identifying actions that compromise their integrity, and then using this information against them in the form of blackmail.

"Hey man, you'd better stop flipping favors to your good ole boys like that. Didn't you hear what happened to the last boss who screwed a lady out of something she deserved? Small Dicks Sink Ships."

"I know you really hate the idea of giving that promotion to Jane, but she outperforms everyone man. You'd better go ahead and play fair, and keep mum - she's not so dumb. Small Dicks Sink Ships.

by vivalarevolucion321 August 5, 2018

SHIPS

solo homers in philly or san diego

Manny Ramirez has a very low career SHIPS stat because he has played in the American League for so long.

by mantle78 December 22, 2008

ships that pass in the night

A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...

Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.

Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...

by sweet and innocent Stevie February 25, 2017