shwelp

a synonym for well, answer for an awkward situation

Person A: I totally saw my grandma in a bathing suit
Person B: shwelp looks like its time for me to go

by MrDiggles February 3, 2010

Shrep

The word "Shrep" means to stumble while trying to walk confidently/with style near one or more hot girls/boys. Akward.

Boy 1: Hey bro, what happened when you walked up too that hot girl over there? Did you talk to her?
Boy 2: Nah, I shrepped so hard...
Boy 3: Ahh, right... shrepping sucks man..

by Bjadle April 28, 2015

Shelp

Special help

Person1: cats are evolved unicorns
Person2: yu need Shelp

by KSJSJSJ dk May 5, 2018

shralped

hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity

Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.

by real ow May 29, 2013

SHRALP

SHRALP; verb) can be used for any day activity that can be described as hardXXcore

bro' when i shralped down that tree the other day it almosted hit my car then afterwords i shralped my girl in the back of it

by harry rich 3 November 28, 2010

shralp

a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralp. You might never sit again!

by real ow May 29, 2013

Shralp

To "rip," "shred," or "tear" something up. As in skateboarding or doing very good at something.

He shralped up the bowl with his awesome moves.

by cob February 2, 2004