Green Apple Splatter

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.

Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter

by adhd7 April 6, 2009

shattered

Scottish word for "extremly tired"

"i was up chatting to Iain till 3am i'm shattered"

by Cawnar February 18, 2005

New Bedford Splatter

When you shit your pants after eating linguica.

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019

splatter the bowl

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003