Shalack

The act of scratching your scrotum. It involves the use of your thumb, index, and middle finger rolling over your scrotum to relieve the irritation.

Nigel anxiously awaits to shalack his balls after church.

by Jake Suchoki December 31, 2007

splack

the partaking in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Elex: Damn! Ima splack dat ass yo!

by ElexandAllie May 18, 2003

Shikity Shlackity

The sounds your balls make hitting your upper thigh region while jerking off/having sex in the shower.

Woman: OHHH AHH OHH OHHH OHH OHHHHH
Man: Umph yea! *Shlikity Shlackity* OH MAN I CUMMED!

by Deltron February 12, 2004

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 7, 2005

splackmuff

1. An involuntary noise.

2. a derogatory term.

1. "Splackmuff!!"

2. "Fergie`s a stupid splackmuff"

by Nick, August 16, 2007

Shplakow

1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, "dissed," or humiliated

2. The word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.

( Shh-pLah-Cow )

Guy: Whats up wit the gay outfit?
Friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
Guy: Your mom didn't complain last night!
Guy's Friend: SHPLAKOW!!!

by Mace2299 October 15, 2010

Shlack Lack

A person who makes up words.

Gosh, Wayne is a liar, he's such a Shlack Lack.

by Australian Bruce May 26, 2011