spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Shitless

The fact that someone ruined you're day.
and then you had a bad luck but u suddenly remember you don't give a shit abt it, so you slapped them and walked like nothin happened

" lesson learned be shitless "

by UNICORNlover200 February 22, 2022

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

Spotless rinse

When you ejaculate on your own stomach and simply let the splooge dry

I gave myself the ol ' spotless rinse and fell asleep

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Ah Shutless

Another word for a fart.

Based from a scene of the movie, 'Foodfight' where one of the characters says this word before they jump up and fart in the villain's face.

Person 1: "Ew, did you just Ah Shutless?"

Person 2: "No, Maybe."

by Pope Yes Chim Ken November 25, 2021

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023