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Scotch Fugly

The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
Ugliness levels:

1 ugly

2 pug ugly

3 fugly

4 pug fugly

5 super pug fugly

6 scotch fugly
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Shonch

The Grey matter that is scratched off of instant lottery tickets.
"I spent $5 on this lottery ticket and all I got was Shonch on my new pants"
by Shonch July 29, 2007
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Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.
by North Park Crew December 8, 2010
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Shutchoassup

Bitch please. Shutchoassup!
by MeganEleanor November 9, 2011
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scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.
While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
by raabidfun September 26, 2018
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Shotcum

Using a play on words with shotput and cumshot. Essentially to see who can cum shot the farthest. Also called "cum shoot"
Friend 1: Let's play a game of shotcum!!

Friend 2: My personal best is 5.73 meters, I dare you to try and beat that!

Friend 1: Holy smokes you must have edged for a good 5 hours for that shot!
by iisreflect September 24, 2019
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Pork Scotch Flu

A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.

Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
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