slotblock

When friends or family members cause you not be able to play casino slots.

How much money did you win in Vegas?
i couldn't even gamble because my husband was being a slotblock!

by Clutchy April 20, 2014

Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way

Did you hear Kyle got shot blocked last night

by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020

Shopblocker

An inconsiderate act by someone that doesn’t understand what little joy there is in life by blocking the path of righteousness into a store

The kids are shopblocking me again

My husband is a real shopblocker

Quit shopblocking me

by TheJules October 5, 2022

Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

by Dubious.Life December 17, 2023

White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.

Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

snotlockered

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high

Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!

by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010

Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015