Strawberry Shortcake

When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!

Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!

by efgjkejfgkjsbfv September 28, 2008

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008

strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake

people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)

April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent

by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009

strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c April 15, 2006