shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004

shomp

To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chomp but less urgent.

1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.

by Erik W October 10, 2006

shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009

shomp

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

by HeatherCelena August 12, 2007