snorf

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

by snorfie July 25, 2006

shnarfle

To Snort. Often used in the context of cocaine use.

I shnarfled up a line of blow.

by ShaiGuy February 27, 2008

snorface

A surface in which you use to snort things off of. Usually a mirror, CD case, glass table or really anything flat nearby when needed.

You really want to do coke off that?! Can't you find a better snorface then your phone?

by SummertimeSnow June 5, 2015

shorf

shorf means when you sick and tired of life and pissed at everyone around you.

i think you look a bit shorf today

by Lolaturleyxx April 16, 2020

snorffle

The act of eating food so quickly that you don't even taste it.

I was so hungry at lunchtime, I snorffled my lunch.
That steak looks so good, I want to snorffle it.
I snorffled and now I am full.

by Snorffler January 8, 2008

shlorf

A shlorf is a girl/or guy that is a tiny person that is promiscuous. she/he is on the lines of a slut and a whore...but not.

snookie from jersey shore is an awesome shlorf when she goes to the club!!

by killakell11 March 5, 2011

Snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

by Squirrel Rubber September 9, 2014