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Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie
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A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.
Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
by newshmoo August 22, 2006
Get the New Shmoo mug.The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.
Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
by hanzo87 September 13, 2008
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Get the shmoop mug.A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
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