shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

Shmiddydoo

Phrase related to sayings such as “cool,dope” and or “lit

Mostly used for no reason at Radom almost and out of the blue like Tourette’s

*An unbecoming silence while smoking a J* Shmiddydoo

by Paaswordistaco April 28, 2021

Shmodo

someone who is out of place / think they know everything / tries to hard to be funny and them trying to hard to be funny makes it funny.

CJ is so shmodo.

by SmoothGGz April 23, 2022

shmaider

A Shmaider is an extremely sexy living object, usually around the height of 6"3 with brown curly hair. It is fairly rare to find a Shmaider in the wild, but if you get to close it will mog you. Be careful!

Heerrreee's Shmaider

by Shmaider July 12, 2022

shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

Shoid

A person from the southern hemisphere.

Australians are total shoids.

by NotPieGuy September 14, 2023

Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008