shmimature

A hearty and plump bagel. Tends to be full of nutritious seeds and stuff!

"Why Betty, it appears to me that your shmimature is green. Better take it back to the shmimature store!" - Lovely Rick

by AWeirdRedHeadedWoman January 20, 2010

smigma

whiny pants, can’t be alone, always asks “what?” in the middle of a conversation

jocelyn, your such a smigma!!

by whinyface01 May 22, 2019

shmegma

It is the substance that lubricates around the rim of the penis that helps to pull back the fourskin and cleanse it

the shmegma if not cleanses gets very cake like and makes it hard to move back the fourskin.

by amanda July 29, 2003

Shrigma Male

A group of people who think they are superior to other people but are actually just Beta Cucks

Friend 1: Bro I am a Shrigma Male
Friend 2: Bro you’re actually a faggot

by Alpha Chad Omega July 19, 2021

shmigga

A whole nigga, who enjoys fuckin his homies, but only when he has socks on.

Daaaaaammn bruh thats a shmigga, he loves his homies.

by 81828382929 March 25, 2019

Shrigma female

Noun.
Shrigma female is opposite of male shrigma. The sherigma male is a man who has had a few organic mushrooms, feeling great, wants to fuck, wants no drama, and feel the vibe. The conflict will take place when a female does not understand the males shroom thoughts.

Hey darling, "Would you like a shroom?"

"Oh fuck yeah!," says the Shrigma female.
The Shrigma female is mad at the Shrigma male ;because they have done the same drug but they are not having the same sexual vibes.
The Shregma male really just wants the, mushroom eating female, to fuck.. get it..

by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021

Shmigal-smurf

1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn

2. An obnoxious person or persons

3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.

1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?

2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying

3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!

by Beefcake McLovin April 21, 2011