shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

semester

A period of time in school where almost everyone thats not too fucked in their classes begin to do everything they can to raise or maintain their grades.

Jimmy had to kiss ass and do all his work in order to pass his classes before second semester.

by Ared January 24, 2008

Shment

An insult word that has no definite definition and can be used broadly to insult and put down others.

That shment treats his girlfriend like shment. We should show him where his shment belongs.

by phizzmynizz aka phi man tran December 15, 2008

Shiestey

- to be fake

- to be two faced
- being sneaky

that kid is mad shiestey he fucks other guys' girls. smh.

shiest-e-(y)
mon-e-(y)

by Clayton_Bigsby July 26, 2012

Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

Shresth

The nicest, humble,intelligent,handsome guy u can ever find in the entire universe and every girl dream of such a guy.If u ever find a guy like him never lose him.

Shresth is a person who cannot not replaced

by Susan2121 November 24, 2021