Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

samapalooza

A period of non-stop partying, mischief and debauchery when one's spouse or significant other is out of town.
–noun Slang. sam-uh-puh-loo-zuh

This weekends samapalooza festival includes bikini optional pool party, beer pong and streaking.

by brotherskeeper July 1, 2009

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009

Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water

by Telephony August 12, 2016

shamplade

Shamplade is a tee shirt company that was started in the midwest (Bowling Green, Ohio, home of the National Tractor Pull Championship). Started during the summer of 2003.

"Did you get that super-cool tee from Shamplade?". And all you have to say is, "Yes."

by Blake R Martin June 13, 2008

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

wooden shampoo

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

by lickity-split June 15, 2005