Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

shlongface

A person with a nose generally shaped like a penis, often with arsehole like qualities.

hes a fuckin shlongface

by Carmaz October 3, 2006

Shlogpper

Derived from the two words 'Slut' and 'Whopper'.

An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.

Awwwww shlogpper!!

by thatmaxguy123 June 10, 2010

Shlogadamada

Sh-low-ga-da-may-da (noun)

When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.

I went commando today and it's causing major shlogadamada.

by JoshTheMadTitan January 6, 2015

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

shlorbinov

When your girl farts on your dick and then sucks it off

My girl gives me the best shlorbinovs

by Hiknorm December 12, 2021