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Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)
Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.
by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021
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shemoya

Shemoya is a person who loves her friends and family.She has a big heart and genuinely care about people.She is beautiful inside and out.Most Shemoya's don't believe that they are beautiful.On the outside she is very straight up and blunt but on the inside she is very shy.She only wants one thing and that is real friends.Shemoya is a goddess in my eyes.
Me:How are you ?
Shemoya:Here wishing I had genuine friends
Me::)
by Clean_babyy November 24, 2021
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Slemon09

The person who has a short temper and can be aggressive and horny at the same time.
OMG THATS A SLEMON09!!!!
Slemon09 Who?
by Ayashe May 30, 2022
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Shlem

A rather plump or fat bastard in st Benet biscop who regularly steals food and squashes bike tyres. He also has disgusting bright blond hair.
"Have you seen what Rhys did he ate the whole McDonald's"
"Wow so he was being a bit of a Shlem then"
by Rhys hall smells May 20, 2023
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Slemo

A company memo sent only via Slack
Here is a SLEMO regarding an update to our PTO policy
by Cibao June 23, 2023
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Shlomo

1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"
by fartyman2 April 22, 2010
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Shlomo

Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch
Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr
by Jaquafius January 11, 2021
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