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shlade

NOT an inside joke, simply a cheap water pipe i would like to share
a gatorade/vitamin watter bottle one melts a hole in the side and inserts a 4-5in long plastic tube in the melted hole. then one aquires a small metal cone (bowl). put another hole on the back of the bottle near the top. then you fill up the water bottle with very little water ( to much water, to big of bubbles). at this point, get a tupperware (not to big) and insert your favorite heral smoking plant (weed) and a appropriate ammount of spliff (rolling tobacco tastes the best) chop up the soulution with your favorite pair of sciccors. scoop the mixture into the metal cone and hit the shlade
be sure to hit very slowly or else the bottle will fill up to fast and you wont be able to clear it. smoke who bowl to your face, load it again and pass that shit.

average price for shlade 5-7$
gatorade bottle 1.50$
tubing 1.78-5$(depending on how much you buy
cone 1-2$

getting realllllly high priceless
yo we should go hit some shlades, they get you so stoned.

shit we need to go to ace hardware and a headshop to make a shlade to get really stoned

can also be called, the gado, a shlood, gatorade, shlooderado, shladeville, earl,
by smetude November 21, 2010
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Shladies; Shlady

A phrase originally coined by the musical artists Group X; referring to fine members of the female persuasion.
*Standing at the entrance to a playboy bunny hotel*
Look at all those shladies.
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Shlabbagah

SHLABBAGAH - Noun+Verb
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is "eternal," or other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of Shlabbagah.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend Shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. Quantum physicists report that this "Shlabbagah", is Everything and Nothing. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Shlabbagah have failed.
Shlabbagah. Nothing else can describe it.
The quick brown shlabbagah jumps over the shlabbagah dog.

Person 1: Dude, what is that smell?

Person 2: Shlabbagah
by kiyoshikc December 29, 2009
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shlam

(noun, verb) Simple synonym used for anything you're describing or talking about, but not important enough to really say.
(noun)
1. "Hey man, have you seen my guitar shlams?"
2. "I just ate some bomb ass shlams"

(verb)
1. "You trying to holla at my homie? Shlam it up girl!"
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shlame

Used when you need to emphazise the lame perspective of something.
"come out tonight"
"I can't i have school work"
"Shlame!!!"
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Shlagoogle

A porn-watching cat.

Derivative of flagoogle, a porn-watching dog.
Woh, I just caught my cat watching pr0n. He's such a shlagoogle.
by Eadoin December 30, 2010
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Shlackin

When someone is not on the grind at that particular moment.

Synonyms: Lacking, Sleepin
Boy you been caught shlackin, slap that MFin like button and it'll be alright.
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